I play shit fast and loose son

You don’t like it?

T H e r es t h e d o o r

WU TANG!

I won’t link it here but as of the time of this writing

It’s still fucking up

The secret leak police KGB assasinorum haven’t ripped YouTube’s asshole apart and hacked away whatever semblance of childish joy I imbibed watching this

It looks great

Sortve like a standard brawler but very 3D and aesthetic driven. Almost definitely going to be a stand-alone id imagine unless they have bigger aspirations to open up an MCU video game universe

*fingers crossed*

An open world title that doesn’t suck would be a welcome addition to the somewhat proud and somewhat misguided lineage of sheisty comic book-game conversions (looking at you ultimate alliance)

So, with a heavy heart I address the bullshit of the last few patches

I coil my fists at the sky and scream

Why

Why has god left me unfinished

Why do junkrats Bombs not hurt him still and why does Zarya not have the buff we were promised a year ago

This all applies to PTR patch stuff so normal console players I apologize

There weren’t really any patches or buffs but the summer games are here and all your slutty summer skins are available with a bunch of new ones including beach-hipster Hanzo and oddly misshapen physical therapy Wrecking Ball. Orisa had her bang bang pharah killer, Baptistes “haha I’m not a dead frog” device , and Ashes “not bob but will still light you on fire and take your lunch money” dynamite all can be targeted by aim assist

Big whoopHonestly the last big patch came in May when they dropped anniversary and made it so Hammys Bombs and Frog-boys Imm0rtalort field could move on platforms. Making gameplay on Zaryas communist ass home level somewhat interesting I guess

Where are the meaningful updates that will fix game ending meta issues? Who the fuck knows

I’m off to collect my reaper skin now

This is my blog where I’ll talk about dumb shit that I like

Choking people

Playing Torb in comp matches

Being a cheeky cunt

Thanks for joining me!

Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton