So, with a heavy heart I address the bullshit of the last few patches

I coil my fists at the sky and scream

Why

Why has god left me unfinished

Why do junkrats Bombs not hurt him still and why does Zarya not have the buff we were promised a year ago

This all applies to PTR patch stuff so normal console players I apologize

There weren’t really any patches or buffs but the summer games are here and all your slutty summer skins are available with a bunch of new ones including beach-hipster Hanzo and oddly misshapen physical therapy Wrecking Ball. Orisa had her bang bang pharah killer, Baptistes “haha I’m not a dead frog” device , and Ashes “not bob but will still light you on fire and take your lunch money” dynamite all can be targeted by aim assist

Big whoopHonestly the last big patch came in May when they dropped anniversary and made it so Hammys Bombs and Frog-boys Imm0rtalort field could move on platforms. Making gameplay on Zaryas communist ass home level somewhat interesting I guess

Where are the meaningful updates that will fix game ending meta issues? Who the fuck knows

I’m off to collect my reaper skin now